However, it is important that bloggers are aware of the following regulations as set down by the RBB Blog Police in accordance with the charter of Richard's Bass Bag* which all blogs in the community are obliged to adhere to.
------------- Blogging Community Rules and Regulations------------
to be overseen by RBB Blog Police in accordance with the RBB charter
- Blogging is a fun activity when one is aware and pays homage to the original bass bagging site.
- Do overly praise other blogs or let them almalgamate into groups bigger than four.
- Don't use the Richard's Bass Bag* name for your own purposes.
- Remember that 'Saturday Morning Live at Richard's Bass Bag*' is a special post that should be read promptly.
- Honour the bass bagging sites for making this little community possible.
- Don't drink more than two big glasses of wine before posting.
- Don't sleep with the wives (or husbands) of other bloggers.
- Don't make shit up or use stuff that you've pinched from other blogs.
- Don't say rude things about other bloggers, unless you have good cause.
- Don't covet another blogger's male servant nor his ox nor his donkey.
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* the original bass bagging site
Our IT Department has investigated the legitimacy of these regulations and has found them, to use an IT expression - 'a crock of shit'
RispondiEliminaFurthermore we have checked out Richard's Bass Bag and have found it to be in contravention of all of the following regulations:
"Blogging is a fun activity when one is aware and pays homage to the original bass bagging site." - GUILTY OF HUBRUS
"Do overly praise other blogs or let them almalgamate into groups bigger than four." - GUILTY OF POOR SPELLING AND CONFUSION
"Don't use the Richard's Bass Bag* name for your own purposes". - ONCE AGAIN GUILTY OF HUBRUS.
"Remember that 'Saturday Morning Live at Richard's Bass Bag*' is a special post that should be read promptly." - IRRELEVANT AS THIS SLARBB NONSENSE IS VERY RARELY PUBLISHED
"Honour the bass bagging sites for making this little community possible." - RBB FAMOUSLY IS EXTREMELY ASCERBIC TO OTHER BLOGGERS AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DELETION OF ROBERT'S POSTS AND BLOGS.
"Don't drink more than two big glasses of wine before posting." - CLEARLY THIS RULE ISN'T FOLLOWED, ESPECIALLY ON THE WEEKENDS.
"Don't sleep with the wives (or husbands) of other bloggers." - WELL RBB POSTS CERTAINLY PUT READERS TO SLEEP- IS THIS APPLICABLE?
"Don't make shit up or use stuff that you've pinched from other blogs." - GUILTY, PARTICULARLY THE MAKING SHIT UP ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR THERE HASN'T BEEN A LOT OF THAT RECENTLY. SHAME.
"Don't say rude things about other bloggers, unless you have good cause." WE WERE GOING TO SAY 'GUILTY' BUT THE OVERRIDER - "UNLESS YOU HAVE GOOD CAUSE SAVES HIM THERE.
"Don't covet another blogger's male servent nor his ox or his donkey." - GUILTY OF MISSPELLING, SALACIOUSNESS AND RELIGIOSITY.
A further investigation may be necessary.
Servant. I was using the Hebrew spelling when I wrote 'servent'.
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