martedì 28 novembre 2017

Blog Limit.

We have received a complaint about a certain blogger who is practising multi-blogging to the extent that he is blocking up LINKS services.

For the time being we have given this blogger name suppression.

We are currently looking into the matter.
Be advised that this could result in a blog limit being imposed on bloggers.

Capitano R. Testore
Officer in Charge

martedì 14 novembre 2017

Warning to all bloggers.


We have been watching a food blog that is written under The Curmudgeon Inc. umbrella.
We are not convinced that this blog has enough substance to qualify for the title.
This is an official warning to The Curmudgeon Inc. to lift the standard of this blog or to face action from RBB Blog Police.

Capitano Riccardo Testore

sabato 4 novembre 2017

Blogging Rules and Regulations.

If you are a member of our little blogging community that is great as it is generally a healthy pastime to write a blog.
However, it is important that bloggers are aware of the following regulations as set down by the RBB Blog Police in accordance with the charter of Richard's Bass Bag* which all blogs in the community are obliged to adhere to.

------------- Blogging Community Rules and Regulations------------
to be overseen by RBB Blog Police in accordance with the RBB charter

  1. Blogging is a fun activity when one is aware and pays homage to the original bass bagging site.
  2. Do overly praise other blogs or let them almalgamate into groups bigger than four.
  3. Don't use the Richard's Bass Bag* name for your own purposes.
  4. Remember that 'Saturday Morning Live at Richard's Bass Bag*' is a special post that should be read promptly.
  5. Honour the bass bagging sites for making this little community possible.
  6. Don't drink more than two big glasses of wine before posting.
  7. Don't sleep with the wives (or husbands) of other bloggers.
  8. Don't make shit up or use stuff that you've pinched from other blogs.
  9. Don't say rude things about other bloggers, unless you have good cause.
  10. Don't covet another blogger's male servant nor his ox nor his donkey.

By order.
Capitano R Testore

* the original bass bagging site

The case against Darwin and evolution.

Blogger Robert writes:
I think I have a task for the Blog Police.
Darwin is misleading everyone.
Can we have a thorough investigation into his theory.

The RBB Blog Police will attempt to solve this little problem.

Most people believe one of three things:
  1. Evolution (the theory of) is probably correct.
  2. Human life on this planet started when a Christian god created Adam.
  3. None of these.
Let's look briefly at each notion.
  1. There is a lot of information available on the theory of evolution so we won't repeat it all here. Evolution is called a 'theory' because that's the way scientists work. In the world of science everything is up for scrutiny and nothing is beyond questioning. If one goes along with this theory, it becomes impossible to read The Bible and take it literally.
  2. If one takes the story (from The Bible) of Adam and Eve literally, the theory of evolution goes out the window. It follows logically that, if you take this story literally, you are probably also going to believe that Noah built a boat and somehow got two of every species aboard (without the preditors eating most of the pairs). How did Noah get the polar bears, for example, onboard? Did the fish swim alongside the boat? 
  3. I like this option because it reminds me of those old multi-choice tests we had in the 1960s. Basically this option covers everything else or nothing else. It was an option in those old tests that one often picked when the other options were too hard to understand. Still, it's a valid option and many people around the world have different beliefs that would fit best in this option.
So, does Robert have a case?

It seems that Robert puts his vote with either option 2 or option 3.
It is not really the job of the RBB Blog Police to make a ruling on which of these three options is more likely to be correct. In any case, if we were to say, "The Bible is a load of shit, especially when taken literally." I don't think it would change Robert's thinking. 
However, it is the finding of the RBB Blog Police that option 1 should not be dismissed without thorough research.

This case is now closed and no more correspondence will be looked into.

giovedì 2 novembre 2017

Chi va piano va sano e va lontano.

Sometimes in our blogging community things get a little out of hand. Sometimes there are posts that are basically weak or untrue. Sometimes we see bloggers attempting to grow little empires.

The famous bass bagging site

Richard's Bass Bag*

has decided that we need to keep our community safe.

They have taken steps to form a blogging police force.
This police force will be modelled on the Italian Carabinieri and will be led by Capitano Riccardo Testore.

Capitano Riccardo Testore

So, enjoy your blogging but keep it interesting, write sober and don't try to monopolise or you could receive a visit from the


* the original bass bagging site